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August 10, 2009

Media Mouth Off Du Jour - Down With The Tweens!

Yes, that is a picture of Miley Cyrus dancing around a stripper pole like a peadophiles wet dream. Shame on the corprate assholes who thought it was appropriate for a stripper pole to be erected on the stage at an event geared towards children and young teenagers. Yes people, The Teen Choice Awards - Come on teenage girls dance around a stripper pole! Shame on her ignorant parents for working her like some kind of demented performance slave, allowing her to go out with a guy who is nearly as old as I am and letting her dance around objectifying herself like a prize fucking pig. What the fuck happened to feminism? Decency? Sense? I feel fucking sorry for 'Tween Stars' like Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez who will probably all crash and burn by the time they reach their twenty first birthdays. They are a generation of fucking nitwits who are being manipulated and controlled by their obviously pushy and greedy parents whose only hope at making their own lives sucessful is by living theirs precariously through their own children.

Do any of these children actually go to school? I don't beleive that any child who travels and works that much could have anything that resembles a decent education or is the opinion these days that if you have money you don't need an education? I mean look at Britney, not very talented, can't really sing and is obviously not the sharpest pencil in the box really is she? I for one can already see Miley Cyrus falling out of a hollywood nightclub with her skirt around her head and no knickers on and judging from the picture above it probably won't be too long in the future either........

In other media news Kerry Katona is fat again and wants to have more plastic surgery to have it all sucked out. Liposuction twice in one year that really is amazing I mean is it me or is she bankrupt? How do people who are bankrupt pay for plastic surgery exactly? Not with the money from a reality tv show that only pulled in an MTV audience of 19,000 viewers thats for sure.

Fuck me people are so fucking lazy these days, I'd rather donate the money to a fucking heroin addict than admit to being so fucking lazy I couldn't bothered to get off my fat arse and do a bit of bloody excercise. Perhaps if Kerry Katona stopped paying some woman to run around after her twenty children and actually did it herself, instead of sitting on the couch screaming and crying over ugly baldy fuck pig Mark Croft, well maybe then she'd lose the bloody weight.

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August 10, 2009

Writer's Diary

2000 words written today and I felt as though I'd done enough to stop then I was stopped dead in my tracks by a fabulous writer friend of mine who sent me an email reminding me of all the reasons why so many people fail in their lives; because they don't work hard enough. Why did I think that 2000 words was enough? Why did I feel that it was appropriate to stop? Laziness outright laziness. I'm going to keep on writing for the rest of the day and the night because we all know that I'd be awake twittering incessantly until three am, if you have a dream it is just not enough to work at it a few hours a day, you have to work at it constantly because if you don't then you are destined to spend your life at the bottom of the pond of life looking up wondering why you never made it. I got a email 'spanking' today and it's the best thing that could have happened. Indeed we do not live in a world where novels write themselves and money falls from the sky and pussy grows on trees.

Also I have a secret project to work on with aformentioned writer friend and I fully intend to devote much time to this dream also. There is no time for Agorophobia and Depression and all the other excuses we have in our lives to not be good enough. Albeit Agorophobia is an obstacle but it's one I shall over come and while I am barricaded in the attic of my mother's house I'm going to write a masterpiece entitled 'The Problem With Helena' A novel about a neurotic Irish mother who is stuck in the bottom of the pond.

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August 9, 2009

Hypnosis for Sleep Insomniacs

via youtube.com

This is the series of videos (there are three) that I've been using to help me sleep and I must say very sucessfully for the last three nights. For me in helps me lose my thoughts and just concentrate on really relaxing. Try it before you go to bed insomniacs - you'll be very pleased with the outcome!

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August 9, 2009

Media Mouthoff Du Jour - TAKE TWO

Ok Media Stories that have been interesting me today ( you know I've got to throw in my ten cent!) the first being is that The LA Times Rob Abcarian has written an article about Perez Hilton - I didnt know whether to laugh or cry when I read it. I always seem to oscillate somewhere between pissing myself with laughter at him and wanting to pay someone to slit his throat. Now being honest I pride myself on being a calm person who always tries to reach the lofty heights of 'Good Karma' that said any one who has read previous blog articles will have realised that I can indeed be particularly acid tongued when it comes to 'certain people' (namely Mary Hearney, Brien Lenihan and Brian Cowen - who looks like he is actually slowly morphing into a cow) and have decided that really his acension into American Super Stardom is really down to the fact that
1. He is a funny funny Man - cruel but funny.
2. He is a great business man (pulling in SEVENTY GRAND for a 24 hour banner AD)
3. He has a great eye for talent - If Perez says they're good then they probably are.

So it would appear that whether we like him not he's here to stay and his star is continuing to rise and as a fellow blogger who hopes to make my earnings from an internet based business I can only take my hat off to him and say fair play. So what if he says things that are a bit harsh and seems to do it with the panche of a fruit fly? Like all things media if you keep buying into it will just get bigger and bigger kind of like an eternal erection.

On that note I took the liberty of checking out www.perezhilton.com and having a look at what goodies he has for us today - I had to laugh 'Victoria Beckham - Light as a feather, stiff as a board.' It really hit the nail on the head with that one. Sometimes she infuriates me so much I don't even know what to say about her other than she was never good in front of a camera not even back in the Spice Girl days, I shudder whilst remembering union jack dresses and shouting 'GIRL POWER' at every one that came near me. Fuck I was hardly a feminist was I? There's a surprise a Lesbian Feminist WOW I really put myself in a box there eh?

Anyway back to Talentless Spice who clearly doesn't and never had a personality, while her Spin People claim that she has has a 'dry' and 'Witty' sense of humour - I dare say the only thing about Victoria Beckham that is dry is her brain and her vagina. When I saw the documentary (term used loosely) that Victoria filmed on her move to L.A the only thing that made me laugh was the way she incessantly went around the place exclaiming that this was 'Major' and that was 'Major' pronouced in her far from posh accent 'MAJA'; she reminded me of the idiot from Mean Girls that went about calling everything Fetch trying to set a trend. I'd hardly call her a trend setter - I'd rather run down Rodeo Drive naked covered in Heinz Tomato Sauce than prance about with a Hermes Birkin bag that costs more than I get paid in a year and is made from slaughtered crocodiles. Yeah cos slaughtering animals for fashion is like so major people??!! Apparently she bombed when she joined the crew for American Idol - hardly surprising in fact I'm surprised she has enough energy to hold the weight of her head let alone entertain people.

In other news Peter Andre is still milking his 'Poor me my wife's a bitch' routine for all its worth and his former other half has been promoting her new book yet another autobiography (she's now on her forth? Hello who the fuck is reading this tripe) presumably that she wrote herself but didn't really write herself just like all the other books she's 'written'. Author and Katie Price don't go into the same universe let alone sentance.... Bitch Please don't even get me started, the sooner this idiot disappears into obscurity the sooner we can find some other useless twit to read about.

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August 9, 2009

'Black Dog Break' - Agorophobia Diary

In my abscence which some may or may not have noticed I've been tucked away for the week in my rather comfortable futon/bed with 'The Black Dog' or rather 'The White Cat' while depression (The Black Dog) seems to be on the decline for the first time in over a year - thanks to the miracle medicatioin that is Zispin, anxiety (The White Cat) has now reached an all time high. Panic Attacks have reached fever pitch and no amount of 'guided meditation' has made a blind bit of difference. Agorophobia is the order of the day and you'd think being trapped in the house would be a good thing for a writer? It would appear not so, manical anxiety left me in a panic unable to concentrate and I find myself asking that oh so annoying question - How did my life turn out like this?? So what followed was a trip to the GP where I sat in the waiting room sweating at the thought of being surrounded by Swine Flu infected zombies twisting my palms like a reject from a Stacey Slater audition for Eastenders. Once I got in there and started talking to the DR of course I didnt know what to say but she's a fabulous woman and has 'referred' me to an Anxiety Management Centre - YAY! There's something to look forward to, the point being knowing the state of the HSE (Ireland's incredibly poor excuse for health care system) I'll no doubt be waiting months for an appointment. Leaving me with no choice but to just accept the ridiculous situation that I've found myself in, thus I am now the proud owner of TWO blogs, A Bebo page, A facebook page, A Twitter (my fave) and a TV feed (more on that later!)I've barricaded myself into the house and unless the doctor spoon feeds me Xanax or some miracle worker of a psych nurse cures me barricaded I shall remain! On the upside Ive been doing some sleep hypnotherapy with a video that I found Youtube and it's worked a treat, I'll post info about the guy that does the videos for you guys later in case you want to have a crack at it.

I havent had a panic attack for three days now which is this first break I've had in about two months you never know perhaps this blog will be the diary of my freedom from the Panic Stricken nightmare that is my life - maybe this extended period 'down time' is the perfect opportunity to get some work done. After all I have decided on embark on a life of self employment I don't think I can tolerate working for any more potato faced farts in some stuffy office - the last office I worked in was an NTL Call Centre and I literally almost threw myself out the fucking window with depression after being screamed at by ingnorant wankers incessantly for eight hours. It'll all be great if I could just stay calm and concentrate long enough to get my businesses off the ground!

So back to the agorophobia - the next trip into the outside world will be taking place this tuesday which I am already in knots over - as long as no 'IDIOTS!' decide to stand in front of me and hold up the show things will be ok! I fear that I might completely lose the run of myself and have a meltdown in front of the whole town (wouldn't it be lovely to give them all something to talk about) and start screaming like a crazed banshee or an escaped mental patient. I'll keep you updated, maybe I'll ever make a video of it. Watch this space.

If there are anyother Agorophobes out there who wanna chat please contact me!! I wanna hear you!

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July 25, 2009

Bomber Responsible For Murdering 270 Wants A 'Compassionate' Release From Prison

Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi(AKA The Lockerbie Bomber)is dying from Cancer and has requested an early release from prison on compassionate grounds. Compassion? Where was his compassion when he killed 270 innocent people on Pan Am flight 103, Libya his home country, wanted him transferred back there under the Prison Transfer Treaty between the United Kingdom and Libya and as yet this hasn't happened because he had an appeal pending.

What do my fellow bloggers think? Should a man responsible for all these needless deaths be released from prison on compassionate grounds - to enjoy the last few months of his wretched existence? I consider myself to be a very compassionate woman but this is too much for me. Why should we feel sorry for him just because he has cancer? His crime is so extreme that I don't think the scottish authorities should show him any compassion at all. Hundreds, no thousands of people all over the world are dying from cancer and they don't get very dignified deaths. He probably has a better standard of medical care in the prison than most cancer patients on the outside. I can't feel any compassion for this evil cretin, I think they should leave him to rot.

http://www.rte.ie/news/2009/0725/lockerbie.html

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July 23, 2009

Michael Jackson Dance Break

via youtube.com

This is self explanitory - I havent paid homage to M.J yet. A gifted individual this dance break is savage! So I hope you enjoy it as much as I did!!!

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July 23, 2009

Lady Gaga Piano Player Extrodinaire

via youtube.com

Check out this video of the VERY Talented Lady Gaga performing a classical version of Paparazzi. This is much better than the version on her album The Fame and proves that she is one very gifted young woman. The vocals are also incredible - much respect to Gaga for being one of the only female singer/songwriter/performers who acutally possess' some talent. Back off Britney and the rest of the Britney clones. Your reign of Terror has ended! Fair play to any artist that actually writes their own music - a very rare quality in the world of popular music today. Love Gaga, Love classical piano - Tres Bien!

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July 23, 2009

The Great Television Ban - Day Three

Ok so I've got to admit it.......it's really starting to get to me now! I can't even walk into the living room for the fear of god there's something on that I want to watch!! ARGH! Today is shitty, it's raining cats and dogs outside, I mean it's really pelting it down!! All I want to do is curl up with tea and watch some soaps or the documentary that I recorded about King Cobras!!

I'm getting Television withdrawals, I can't concentrate and I'm tired. I'm feeling totally lazy today like I dont want to do anything only watch the TELLY! Which is in effect a total load of bollocks!! I have piano to practise and half a novel to write........oh god oh god oh god. I might have to take the batterys out of the remote control and fling them somewhere - then rip off the ON button on the TV and then I'd have no choice. The nearest shop is about a mile away and I'll be fucked if Im walking a mile in the rain to buy more batterys.........hmmm good plan. Going to carry out plan this minute or I'll never survive the ban!

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July 23, 2009

Mary Harney Rips Off The Elderley

Mary Harney has once again left me flabbergasted and asking the question ‘Why does this witch still hold her position as Irelands Health Minster?’ Under The Government Funding Initiative called for by Mary Harney in 2006 (apparently to improve funding levels in nursing homes across the country) this September nursing home residents will be expected to contribute 80% of their disposable income and 5% of their non cash assets to pay for the cost of their ‘bed and board’. This ridiculous scheme also expects 15% of the value of a resident’s home to contribute to the cost of their care AFTER their death.

This is apparently what the Government considers to be a ‘Fair Deal’! HA! Mary Harney makes me sick to the pit of my stomach, is there any level she won’t stoop to, to save money for the HSE. She’s closing hospitals left right and centre without investing a penny in the expansion of existing hospitals or buying badly needed Hospital beds. All the while the Government have every intention of cutting funding for the Health Service on the advice of Colm McCarthy; an economist who hasn’t got a fucking iota of knowledge of what it’s like to Not live a privileged existence.

This ‘Fair Deal’ nursing homes fund does include funding for incontinence pads, all therapies, social programmes, chiropody, ophthalmic and dental services, transport, care assistant costs or specialised wheel chairs. The elderly will be expected to pay for all of the above with the remaining 20% of the disposable income they have left.

In what dimension of what universe does the useless cretin who came up with this bullshit think that this is a ‘Fair Deal’ taking into consideration that the McCarthy report is suggesting cutting the carers allowance for the elderly on top of all that.

I for one am spitting nails over Mary Harneys half arsed attempt to do her job properly. The elderly people built this country, they brought Ireland to where it is today and our health minister wants to leave them rotting in piss poor nursing homes with no dignity, no money to leave to their relatives and no enjoyment out of the rest of their lives. She may as well suggest we put the elderly down like dogs – they’d probably be better off!

The Sheist

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